Thursday 8 March 2012

Excuse me, my hair needs your attention


At some point, probably when you're out for coffee with your girlfriends, you'll walk past a huge window, and because you're a woman you can't help but check your reflection, you will stop and look at yourself in shock... and then it hits you. You're hair is a bloody pile of fuzzy messiness! You look like a overused mop. There is no way to deny it - a new hair cut is needed, NOW!

And then it begins, the hour-long research for the new do. At home on your laptop, on the go on your phone even in the office at your computer. What should you get? Just a little trim or a complete new look? Fringe or not? Oh, and while we're at that, why don't you just change the colour again? Brown? Black? Red, green, blue, violet? Hm... or you could get some highlights.
The list of possibilities is endless. END-LESS!

After about three weeks you have cut it down to two or three options. Now it's time to get the votes in. So you go around asking every human being, that possesses even the tiniest bit of style, which one of these looks would make you look the least like you're still 16. Because you're actually 22 and would love it, if you'd stop looking like you did 6 years ago. In the end you will discuss all opinions with your best friend. Because she is the one who will have to look at you most often, she'll give good advice.

So when you have finally decided what to do to get this craziness you call hair under control - you need to find the right hairdresser. If you have a hair salon you trust and go to all the time, this won't be a problem and your hair will be shiny and beautiful in no time.
But if you don't... well, then you'll have to spent another two exhausting weeks trying to find someone you trust to run around with scissors.

This project won't only cost you loads of money for magazines that promise you to KNOW what kind of look would fit you, but also leave you being a nervous wreck at the end. Because, you know, one day, you'll have to do it all over again.

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Yes, this was a very rubbish long post just to let you know that I am absolutely not frantic about my hairdo. Not at all. And why would you think I need a new haircut?

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